A few weeks ago, the phone rang and I picked it up.“Hello, this is (so and so) from (such and such) Pumping in (insert city and state here),’’ the male caller said. “I want to find out where to send a Classy Truck picture because I have this year’s winner parked in my yard.’’ “Well,’’ I replied, “you sound pretty confident in your rig’s chances, but there are a lot of pumpers who would probably take issue with you.’’“Really? Like whom?” the incredulous caller said. “I’ll put my truck up against any of them.’’ Then he promised to send me














